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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:35 am

Strange excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale

3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition
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Postby Homeless » Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:51 am

Great Dames for sale.


Like the sound of that one. :-)
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Fri Jun 06, 2003 1:03 pm

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children


sounds like my old rottie!

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Re: You Always Have to Read the Ads

Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:21 pm

Slowkidz wrote:


For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.


Rosey...need to buy a desk for anyone :-B

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Re: You Always Have to Read the Ads

Postby Roseman » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:32 am

DieHardCubbie wrote:
Slowkidz wrote:


For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.


Rosey...need to buy a desk for anyone :-B

Funny Slow


I could make a great mom joke here but I think I will pass because I am a gentleman at heart!!!
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