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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:38 am

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Postby Homeless » Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:52 am

LOL I started to pick out one to say I thought was the best but there are so many on that list ;-D
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Postby fntsyrookie » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:31 pm

That is a nice list. Slow coming up with some good posts in a flurry!!
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:50 pm

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

isn't this the truth....good stuff slow ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:14 pm

good stuff Slow
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Postby thelongestyard » Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:23 pm

Hehe. Good post Slow. ;-D
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Postby Poobah » Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:47 pm

It IS easier to get forgiveness than permission. Just think about doing something stupid, not as hard for some of us (like myself, I'm married, so I know this)... ;-D

Great post, Slow
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Postby VIPER » Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:27 pm

Good post Slow!! ;-D
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Postby Slingblade » Sat Jun 07, 2003 1:11 am

lol...funny post
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Postby terpfan » Sat Jun 07, 2003 10:33 pm

the mans on FIYA ;-D
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