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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:41 am

Your 'Habits' Indicate Where you Live

You live in California when...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

You live in New York City when...

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature,"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You live in upstate New York when...

1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

You live in the Deep South when...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc.

You live in Colorado when...

1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
3.A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

You live in the Midwest when...

1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

You live in Florida when...

1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind - even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

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Postby Homeless » Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:57 am

LMAO hahaha

Ive lived in Georgia for coming up on 4n yrs now and this one is so true :

3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"


Geezus im laughing so much at the southern ones.
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Postby CVhawk » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:11 pm

Homeless wrote:LMAO hahaha

Ive lived in Georgia for coming up on 4n yrs now and this one is so true :

3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"


Geezus im laughing so much at the southern ones.


Yes,being from North Florida(JVILLE) this one is true.Only its you aint from round here IS ya.

Heck most people think Jacksonville is in Georgia anyway. 8-o
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Postby kashikis » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:19 pm

lol good stuff slow !
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Postby fntsyrookie » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:27 pm

I can related to 3,4,5 of the Midwestern ones. :-)
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Fri Jun 06, 2003 1:00 pm

some of those are so dmn true its scary!...I lived in Iowa for 3 1/2 years, and 3,4,5 of midwest ones def apply, and 3 from south did too....hicks!(for you slow)
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Postby VIPER » Fri Jun 06, 2003 1:05 pm

Slowkidz wrote:You live in Florida when...

4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.



How true it is!! :-#
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Re: So True....LOL

Postby Nero » Fri Jun 06, 2003 1:32 pm

You live in New York City when...

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature,"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.


Except for 6 it's hit the nail on the head ;) real NYers don't have cars
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Postby Slingblade » Fri Jun 06, 2003 2:11 pm

You live in the Deep South when...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.


i can relate to that one ;-D
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Postby Arlo » Fri Jun 06, 2003 2:49 pm

Colorado's #2 made me burst out laughing. That's perfect!:-D

Man, they missed an easy target in DC... B-)
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