Is this a joke ? you decide...

[Homeless]

> Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make
> things a bit more clear:
>
> IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
> AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
>
> IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
> AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
>
> IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
> AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
>
> IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all
> the doors for yourself.
>
> IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
> AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>
> IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
> AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
>
> IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
> AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
>
> IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
> required.
> AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
> IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
> AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
> bars.
>
> IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> AT WORK...they are called supervisors.
>
> So why is it again that we work??

Seriously, when you look at it like that, were all doing time.

[Roseman]

You are right Homeless the only real difference is I dont have to sleep in my cubicle and I get to go home at night and on the weekends..............hey wait prisoners get day and weekend passes too. Oh well so much for that idea!!

[DieHardCubbie]

> IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
> AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

And you get close to that for going to great sites like this

But your right Homey, they aint much difference