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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:28 am

24 Strange Things to Ponder !

1. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

3. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled a them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

4. What's another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

7. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

8. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

9. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

10. Why do they report power outages on TV?

11. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

12. Is it possible to be totally partial?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

17. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

18. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

20. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

21. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

22. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

23. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

24. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Postby Homeless » Fri Jun 27, 2003 9:38 am

LOL, oldies but goodies ;-D


19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?


Hmmmm :-)
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Postby kashikis » Fri Jun 27, 2003 11:47 am

Slowkidz wrote:2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


i havent heard this one before but i think it's one of my favorites!
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What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Jun 28, 2003 2:49 am

LOL Slow...classics!


Slowkidz wrote:18. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?


I asked my wife about this and she said YES. "If a man speaks he is wrong" according to her.


Just to add to the list,
if electricty comes from electrons, where does morality come from?

and if peanut oil comes from peanuts, and vegtible oil comes from vegtibles, where does baby oil come from?
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Postby Guttpuppy » Sat Jun 28, 2003 2:57 am

Similar to the comedy of Stephen Wright.
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Postby Homeless » Sat Jun 28, 2003 3:16 am

Guttpuppy wrote:Similar to the comedy of Stephen Wright.


Very much so:

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Postby Guttpuppy » Sat Jun 28, 2003 4:40 am

Nice list Homer.TY :-)
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Postby Arlo » Sat Jun 28, 2003 6:22 am

19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

Shell or no shell, terp will always be terp, and Homey will always be Homey... :-D
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Postby terpfan » Sat Jun 28, 2003 9:51 pm

Arlo wrote:
19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

Shell or no shell, terp will always be terp, and Homey will always be Homey... :-D

haha... thats the best one.
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