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Postby Navyseal » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:25 pm

I'm starting Pittman... NO run D = cheese from Switzerland.
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:37 pm

clockerq wrote:hes a wife beating stiff that wouldn't know how to cut to a hole if his life depended on it. bucs made a HUGE MISTAKE in not keeping thomas jones and backing this degenerate.


Gotta go with clocks here...

Stupid wife-beater... and I also believe Thomas Jones had more of a future... Why would they cut Thomas Jones to back Pittman, only to get Garner? If they had so much faith in Pittman to begin with, he doesnt need a babysitter...
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Postby undercovermn » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:49 am

I got lucky and grabbed Pittman off waivers before the 13 other greedy owners in my league got to him. That was HUGE for me since I'm still waiting for McAllister to come back, Onterrio Smith is getting suspended, and my only other starting RB is Emmitt Smith. GO PITTMAN, your wife probably deserved it, anyway!!!

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A: He broke her leg.
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Postby Navyseal » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:10 pm

Since we're on the subject;

Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?

A: Nothing... you already told her twice.

Sorry feminazis.... just a lil' more humor for the cafe...
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Postby Paladyr » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:31 pm

Navyseal wrote:Since we're on the subject;

Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?

A: Nothing... you already told her twice.

Sorry feminazis.... just a lil' more humor for the cafe...


haha that's a good one.

Disclaimer: In no way shape or form do i condone the abuse of a woman! Emotional or Physical!!!
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:13 pm

Paladyr wrote:
Navyseal wrote:Since we're on the subject;

Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?

A: Nothing... you already told her twice.

Sorry feminazis.... just a lil' more humor for the cafe...


haha that's a good one.

Disclaimer: In no way shape or form do i condone the abuse of a woman! Emotional or Physical!!!


its a classic joke... but i like the disclaimer more...
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Postby bucswinitall » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:37 pm

no1cowboysfan wrote:
clockerq wrote:hes a wife beating stiff that wouldn't know how to cut to a hole if his life depended on it. bucs made a HUGE MISTAKE in not keeping thomas jones and backing this degenerate.


Gotta go with clocks here...

Stupid wife-beater... and I also believe Thomas Jones had more of a future... Why would they cut Thomas Jones to back Pittman, only to get Garner? If they had so much faith in Pittman to begin with, he doesnt need a babysitter...


Because the 1st day of FA Jones signed with the Bears without giving the Bucs a chance. He was never cut. He used his run at the end of the season to better his FA chances, and then he cashed in. Trust me, the Bucs wish they had him.
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:54 pm

makes since... but why couldnt they renew his contract before FA?
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Postby Ricky_Christ » Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:29 pm

C'mon guys. If we're going to start evaluating NFL players based on "moral fiber" Fantasy Football is going to get much more difficult. :-D

I grabbed Pittman before the other guys to use him as trade fodder. Figure I'll let him run for 140/TD in the NO game, then trade him off for Culpepper to the league idiot.
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