by undercovermn » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:49 am
I got lucky and grabbed Pittman off waivers before the 13 other greedy owners in my league got to him. That was HUGE for me since I'm still waiting for McAllister to come back, Onterrio Smith is getting suspended, and my only other starting RB is Emmitt Smith. GO PITTMAN, your wife probably deserved it, anyway!!!
Q: What's the first thing a woman should do when she comes home from the battered women's shelter?
A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!!!
Q: Why did the man get 5 years in jail for kicking his dishwasher?
A: He broke her leg.