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Ease up there Doc !!

Postby Homeless » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:07 pm

A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:

"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact,
up there?"

"You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey
Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet


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Postby Guttpuppy » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:18 pm

Once again...real life is funny.
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Postby terpfan » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:29 pm

the last one is the best... lmao!
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Postby cwebb » Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:14 am

This sounds like it should be funny but I refuse to think about those situations!
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Postby slowkidz » Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:05 am

funny and disturbing all wrapped up in one neat lil package...ok, maybe not so neat...hehehe
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Postby kashikis » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:14 pm

slow summed it up its funny until you think about those guys... OUCH!
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Postby t-love » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:31 pm

I hope it never happens to me.
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