Ease up there Doc !!

[Homeless]

A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:

"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact,
up there?"

"You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey
Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet

[Guttpuppy]

Once again...real life is funny.

[terpfan]

the last one is the best... lmao!

[cwebb]

This sounds like it should be funny but I refuse to think about those situations!

[slowkidz]

funny and disturbing all wrapped up in one neat lil package...ok, maybe not so neat...hehehe

[kashikis]

slow summed it up its funny until you think about those guys... OUCH!

[t-love]

I hope it never happens to me.