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Postby Homeless » Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:16 pm

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship her body back home for $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense, and we can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."


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Postby slowkidz » Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:21 pm

lol...funny!! ;-D
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Postby fntsyrookie » Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:59 pm

LOL!! Yeah that's pretty good.
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Postby kashikis » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:06 pm

lol funny joke
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Postby cwebb » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:39 pm

hehehe, very good one!
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Postby t-love » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:29 pm

Ill have to remember that one.
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:35 pm

;-D ;-D that was a good one!
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