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Postby slowkidz » Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:52 pm

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put more there.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators.
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Postby fntsyrookie » Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:57 pm

That's great!!
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Postby kashikis » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:10 pm

serve's them lil buggers right, darn hooligans! ;-)
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Postby cwebb » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:47 pm

LMAO

Is that a true story? (yeah, I wish...)
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Postby t-love » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:25 pm

Thats funny!
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Postby Homeless » Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:02 pm

LOL now thats funny !
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Postby Madison » Wed Jul 02, 2003 3:24 am

Lol. Nice one slow.
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Postby Roseman » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:45 pm

LMAO that is great

Kids these days have no respect for others and I love the way they were taught that lesson!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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