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Postby Homeless » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:09 pm

Vancouver (Canada) has won the right to stage the 2010 Winter Olympics.


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Canadian PM: I have a secret mission in Iraq for you

Mounties: Eh?

Canadian PM: You need to go and round up all the camels these insurgents are using.

Mounties: If it has 4 legs we can mount it.
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Postby Roseman » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:18 pm

Lmao @ homey

Congrats to the people of Vancouver it is about time we didnt get it in the pooper from the IOC

Like we did for the 96 olympics and again like we did for the 2008 olymipcs. Or maybe they just hate Toronto?
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Re: Canada wins !! This is for real !

Postby Guttpuppy » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:35 pm

Homeless wrote:Mounties: If it has 4 legs we can mount it.

Canada...where the men are men and the sheep are...

...all dolled up in curly blonde wigs,frilly dresses,& make-up.
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Re: Canada wins !! This is for real !

Postby Roseman » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:39 pm

Guttpuppy wrote:
Homeless wrote:Mounties: If it has 4 legs we can mount it.

Canada...where the men are men and the sheep are...

...all dolled up in curly blonde wigs,frilly dresses,& make-up.


I guess you have never been to Canada we dont have Sheep!!!!

I think you have Canada confused with Scotland!!!!!!!
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Postby Guttpuppy » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:45 pm

Well whatever farm animal you guys decide to defile.

Two must-have accessories for the mountie...Hip-Waders & Velcro Gloves.They are some Baa-aa-a-a-ad mofos.

Nope,never been there,have a few Canadian friends in my online gaming club tho.
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Postby Roseman » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:53 pm

Oh I thought it was the other way around when it came to defiling animals. I have heard several things about people from places like Arkansas. Oh wait a second now I remember its not animals it is siblings that they like to defile.


Keep it in the Family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Homeless » Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:44 pm

Sheep are to be found in Wales and New Zealand...or so im told by others :-o

Wales, where men are welsh and sheep are nervous.

Heres an interesting tidbit...

Why do those big rubber boots farmers wear have such big holes at the top ?

To let the rain in ? no, apparently its so you can put the sheeps back legs in there with your own. :-) (again, so im told)
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Postby Guttpuppy » Wed Jul 02, 2003 3:48 pm

Homey...that's the joke...

Hip Waders...Velcro Gloves...get it?

On a side note...anyone see the crazy canucks whooping it up on CNN?I know the Olympics is great for the economy and all but OMG,those people acted like they had just won a major decisive battle in what is...well...amateur athletics.
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Postby slowkidz » Wed Jul 02, 2003 4:29 pm

ive often been told that "Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party." hehehe
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Postby terpfan » Wed Jul 02, 2003 4:33 pm

Slowkidz wrote:ive often been told that "Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party." hehehe

or the attic :-)
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