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Postby EatMyShorts092 » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:52 am

he has 616 posts at last count so is it just a guy that wastes his time looking through all the posts or is it a machine? Hes barely been around and hes beating me in posts and i dont like it.
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Postby Pack Fan in HTown » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:58 am

He's on the Memberlist, so I think he's a real poster, but I don't know that for sure. All his posts that I have seen have said the same thing. Do not feed the Webhamster, post in the correct forum, etc. So I couldn't tell you for sure.
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Postby DaChiefs » Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:05 am

a member on the forum does it.


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Postby BrutallyHuge » Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:14 am

It's a robot, but a thinking robot. He can make complex decisions on his own using an advanced artificial intellgence processor. So far, he's only used to lock posts in the wrong forum. Soon, he will be given more freedom to police the board.

I give him 2 months until he becomes self-aware and tries to destroy all the other posters on this board.
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Postby NFLknowitall » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:22 pm

I agree, it is a machine! And the time will come when he will rule all of you! Repent you Fantasy Football Sinners! Your time is near!
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Postby Bowie » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:23 pm

How would that work? I assume it would key on certain words, like - Wrong Forum - and the like.
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Postby Count_Rugen » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:34 pm

It's just a member(s) who polices the board with WH as an alias.

As a programmer myself, I can tell you how obscenely hard it is to create a web agent (i.e., what web-hamster would be if it were a program) that does even mundane tasks. If this site had the brilliance to create something that understood what posts belong in which forum... WOW.

btw, isn't this an off-topic post?

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Postby WebHamster » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:41 pm

This thread has been eaten by the Webhamster. This typically happens to solitary posts that move too far away from their own kind. Please repost your question or issue in the appropriate forum where it can dwell among the herd of similar threads and where the mods will bravely protect it from the mean rodents. And please ... do not feed the Webhamster! Thank you.
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