Happy 4th to everyone from me as well! Be safe and as responsible as humanly possible with thte fire and alcohol
As for fire safety I think I'll be fine. I grew up with my father who has on previous 4ths:
1. Lit a tree on fire
2. Charred a telephone pole
3. Killed a $250 goldfish in a friends pond w/ a bottlerocket
4. Lit a decent portion (10 x 10 or so) of our front lawn on fire
5. Burnt himself several times
6. Lit a tree on fire again
7. Almost fell off a deck after killing the fish (alcohol related)
So I do believe I have been properly prepared for any and all situations that could arise this 4th

No really, I'm not having a bad day.
What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!