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Postby Homeless » Thu Jul 03, 2003 7:26 pm

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."


Scary old folks on the road. :-o
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Postby cwebb » Fri Jul 04, 2003 4:30 am

Sad, but true... }:-)
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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jul 04, 2003 10:10 am

aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! :-o

scary, but true my friends...
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Postby Roseman » Fri Jul 04, 2003 11:04 am

Nothing worst than getting stuck behind Grandma and Grandpa out for a pleasurely drive especially when they are doing 10 under the speed limit in the fast lane!!!!
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Jul 04, 2003 11:57 pm

:-o yep kinda sad guys, but thats how it is...
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