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Postby slowkidz » Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:59 pm

These get funnier everytime I see em....lol

BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING SO FAST..
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
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Your Proctologist Called.... He Found Your head.
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Postby Guttpuppy » Mon Jul 07, 2003 6:25 pm

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

That one is on the back of the shortbus isn't it?

Funny stuff.
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Postby cwebb » Tue Jul 08, 2003 5:43 am

Guttpuppy wrote:
Honk If Anything Falls Off.

That one is on the back of the shortbus isn't it?


I guess there's only short thingies falling off from a short bus... :-D
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Postby kashikis » Tue Jul 08, 2003 7:24 am

cwebb wrote:
Guttpuppy wrote:
Honk If Anything Falls Off.

That one is on the back of the shortbus isn't it?


I guess there's only short thingies falling off from a short bus... :-D


yeah they're called children :-o
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Postby slowkidz » Tue Jul 08, 2003 8:23 am

i told em to stop hanging out of the windows, but do they listen?!? nooooooo....and if that chubby lil kid opens up the backdoor one more time, i'll make sure he goes flying out of it soon!! grrrrrrrrrrr........hehehe
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Postby Homeless » Tue Jul 08, 2003 8:33 am

I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.


Thats me ! :-)
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Postby Roseman » Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:46 am

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.


This should be my bumper sticker some how i think it really fits.
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