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Postby Homeless » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:27 pm

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks,
"Why are there three in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday,
one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who
are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two
for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up
a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March."


LOL :-)
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Postby Slingblade » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:41 pm

lmao...good one ;-D
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:52 pm

lol!...that was funny...I hope that last part wasn't true O:-)
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Postby cwebb » Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:19 am

:-o

Uh, I think I'll never marry...
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Postby Nero » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:42 am

cwebb wrote::-o

Uh, I think I'll never marry...


won't stop you from getting old ;-7
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Postby kashikis » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:48 am

Nero wrote:
cwebb wrote::-o

Uh, I think I'll never marry...


won't stop you from getting old ;-7


yeah but using the six pack will keep you feeling young ;-D
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Postby Homeless » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:03 pm

Bahhh dont get married until youre at least 30 years old, and then only if you really have too ! :-)
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Postby Poobah » Thu Jul 10, 2003 3:12 pm

oh yeah, because fantasy football nerds have so much sex when they are single...

Been married for 4 years, and I ain't even 30 yet. Why do you think I spend time in here? ;-7
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Thu Jul 10, 2003 3:28 pm

sounds like a personal problem there "da poo"!
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Jul 11, 2003 11:50 pm

Homeless wrote:Bahhh dont get married until youre at least 30 years old, and then only if you really have too ! :-)


Damn Homey, just 30, I wish I waited til I was 40....but No really I was glad I did it at 27 (yeh she just walked in the room... :-o )
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