OK, I'll be up front and admit much of this list comes from the rants I'm seeing here in the cafe:
*AGreen: No way he and the Pack stink like this all year. I sense a surge coming.
*Harrison: Won't ever go back to being Manning's sole option, but defenses will start accounting for Wayne/Stokely ... Marvin will get his.
*CJohnson: Palmer knows where his best weapon is ... and Cincy will be throwing plenty.
*MVick: Won't happen immediately, but eventually Mora will realize this game plan ain't happening and start giving the kid his head.
*JLewis: Could be a stealth buy if you move quick and have the RB depth to absorb the three weeks off. Will have something to prove and fresh legs after the three-week break ... and Boller's not punching any tickets to the promised land.
SMoss: ugh. But you could get him for a Bush/Cheney bumper-sticker.
CPortis: gonna be better than the last few weeks, but maybe not by that much.
THenry: O-line? What O-line?
TGonzalez: His foot's hurting again, and this report comes during the bye week
. Already had one big game, and will probably have 1-2 more. But don't count on those 10 TDs and 850+ you used to expect.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.