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Honeymoon Suprise!

Postby slowkidz » Mon Jul 14, 2003 11:22 am

A man met a gorgeous woman and knew immediately that he wanted to marry her. "But, we don't know anything about each other," she said.

"That doesn't matter," he replied. "We'll learn about each other as we go along."

So, she agreed. They married and went to a beautiful resort for their honeymoon.

One morning, as they were laying by the pool, he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the diving board, and did a two and a half tuck gainer. This was followed by three rotations in a jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

"Wow," she said, "That was incredible!"

"I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he explained. "See, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

With that, she got up, jumped into the pool, and started swimming laps. After about thirty laps, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely out of breath.

"That was amazing!" he exclaimed. "Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she replied, ""I was a hooker in St Louis and worked both sides of the Mississippi!"

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Postby Roseman » Mon Jul 14, 2003 12:38 pm

Lmao

well she should be good in bed then!!!!!!

just remember to double up
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Mon Jul 14, 2003 12:48 pm

double up!!...better wrap that thing with a few Glad bags!!
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Postby Homeless » Mon Jul 14, 2003 3:30 pm

LOL Ive not heard that one before.
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Postby kashikis » Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:24 am

lol thats a good one, new to me too ;-D
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