For Our Cafe Sr Citizens....hehehe

[slowkidz]

and ya'll know who you are...

SENIOR PERSONAL ADS Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers: Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?


FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's slim, 5'-4" (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.


LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.



SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.


WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.


BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my
Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.


MINT CONDITION: Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.


MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together .

[ScreamingWeasel]

and ya'll know who you are...

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

DANG!
First 2 sentences?
Thought I'd found my dream girl.
Then I realized it was a guy!

The search continues.
Although - "Winning Smile" is tempting.

And ... yea ... I know who I am ...
But' hey. YOU try the '60s sometime.
Still here! BooYea!

[Homeless]

LOL @ Weasel hahahaha

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Kinda makes ya sad yet its funny.

[DieHardCubbie]

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

Don't sound that will work out to well for the next husband...

[kashikis]

hahaha good one slow, im sure youve made a few of these old guys' day