This has absolutely nothing to with football but did you know that of all of Africas wildlife - not including Bees or snakes - the animal that kills the most humans every year isn't Lions, Tigers, Crocs or Buffalo but...Hippo's? They are extremely protective of their young and will chase and attack canoes and boats full of people and destroy them with one bite with their huge teeth just for coming within a few hundred feet of them. I've heard that their bite is equal to if not stronger than a Crocodiles. They literally chomp people and boats in half and the people that are 'lucky' enough to escape being cut in half then quite often drown in the river before they can get out. Not to mention that they, like many animals, such as the Rhino, are faster than humans in water and on land which pretty much means if they are determined and you don't get up a tree or something you're toast. So the next time you see a Hippo in your suburb I recommend you get the hell out of the area immediately.
"With My Last Breath I Curse Zoidberg"