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by **slowkidz** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:26 pm

Senior moments

Three old men are walking on the sidewalk.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really, " answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty,"

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get
a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful,' "
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"

by **Homeless** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:46 pm

Hehe hot momma.

by **kashikis** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:37 pm

lol hot momma ;-D

by **Roseman** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:15 pm

hot momma sounds better than a heart murmur.lol

by **ScreamingWeasel** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 6:37 pm

I'd reply to this smartass post (don't think I don't know), but the Metamucil's kicking in and I gotta go poop.

Hey. Irregular bowel movement is no laughing matter!