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Paul Maguire - Legally Brain Dead?

Postby drsteuss » Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:50 am

Seriously, I muted the TV and watched the game in DEAD SILENCE last night. I couldn't take it. The commentary is just so utterly inane, so profoundly vapid that I found my ears gushing blood. You could find a guy on the street, one that doesn't even speak English, and have him do a better job than the ESPN Sunday Night crew. Brutal. Just brutal.

Our stereo didn't get the local AM radio, so I couldn't get the radio broadcast. I hope the Vikes never play on Sunday night again.
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Postby awwchrist » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:29 am

I'd love the option to mute everyone but Mike Patrick.

"And Culpepper runs out at the 35!!......"

"......"

"..Oh I agree...You have to wonder what the Saint defense is doing...."

"......."

Bliss.
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Postby King Colt » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:36 pm

You can't blame it all on Paul. Only most of it. Theismann sucks, too. Unbelievable they can't find a couple of guys that can make it interesting to listen to. Even non-painful would be an improvement.
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Postby portisfan24 » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:20 pm

you guys shouldnt complain, you should see canadian coverage of the cfl. but ya mike patrick is good, maguire sucks.
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Postby CC » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:27 pm

I love the SNF commentary, its so awesome. You get Theismann and Maguire with the subtle barbs at each other. Hilarious.

From a few weeks ago.

Theismann: Why aren't the Chiefs throwing the ball.

Maguire: You might not understand this, because you were a QB, but why pass the ball when you're moving it this well?

Theismann: This coming from a kicker.

Summerall: *attempt to end arguement* Oh look, Holmes just ran for a 1st down.

CC: *on the floor laughing*
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