He claims to have been off somewhere (not having sexual relations, apparently) that allowed him no access to what was going on in any games, but yet he has access to change his roster?
FOUR TIMES in the first six weeks of the season?
Maybe you could suggest he make the changes before he goes off to be out of touch with all NFL activity ... better yet, before THE DEADLINE SPECIFIED IN THE RULES.
Maybe that pear thing would be a nice reinforcement to ensure the conversation bears 'fruit'.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.